OK, like, who else is cumming?

Joe Isuzu
Teenage Enema Nurse
Mrs. Kevorkian
Psycho Bitch
3.5" Floppy Dick
Rolling Rocks
Nice Hair Fag
Passing Wind
New Boot Gloria
In Fin Eat Me
ZZ Top Knot
Ass The Other Vagina
Cumsucker
Wet Willy
Willy Sucker
Banana Split
New Boot Sarah
XLAX
Ulla Knulla (formerly: anna kornholevulva)
Slow Entry
Night Deposit

On On to Catalina X!
/cp

Who's cumming

Get you registration form in by Wednesday August 31 if you want to have your name on the t-shirt!
Sign-ups as of 8/24/05:

Cream Puff
Ballwasher
Dinged-Up Dick
Ofeelya
Little Zombie
New Boot Simon
Circuitcision
Lickety Split
Bike Rack
Porno Queen
Lucky Bastard
Flipper
Hung Like a Bug
Cockodile Done Me
Oedipussy
Cocksucker
Bent Penis
Penguin
"Wee Man"
Blow Interest No Principles
Last Train to Cuntsville
Leaning Hard
Plaid Cow Disease
The Udder Fucker
Cindy Bear
Inbred Fred

Catalina Campout Information

Okay, here's some campout info. If you have any questions--or additional information you would like to share--add a comment.

10th Annual Catalina Campout

DATE: September 23 - 25, 2005

LOCATION: Two Harbors campground, Catalina

SCHEDULE: First run is 6:30 Friday. 2nd run 2:00 PM Saturday. 3rd run 10:00 AM Sunday. Only other scheduled event is Saturday night's catered dinner. Some people go SCUBA diving Saturday morning, and if someone wants to arrange it (contact Dinged-Up or Cream Puff if you do) there will be a SCUBA hash Saturday AM.

TO SIGN UP: download the registration form, fill it out, and write a check for $69.69 made out to to Doug "Cream Puff" Morris and send it all to:

Doug "Cream Puff" Morris
226 6th Avenue
Venice CA 90291

GENERAL INFO: Catalina is an island 26 miles off of Los Angeles. There are two towns there. We will be in Two Harbors, which is a very small place on the west end of the island. It has two restaurants, two bars, one dive shop, one bread-and-breakfast with 13 rooms (booked up by non-hashers long ago), one general store, and one campground. One family--the descendents of Doug Bombard--used to own everything, but in 1998 they sold out to the Santa Catalina Island Company.

Boats are the only way to get there. Ferries leave from San Pedro and Marina del Rey:

Catalina Express
Berth 95
San Pedro, CA 90731
Tel: 310 519-1212
Tol Free Tel: 800 618-5533
e-mail: mail@catalinaexpress.com
Website: http://www.catalinaexpress.com

Catalina-Marina Del Rey Flyer
13763 Fiji Way, Terminal Bldg.
Marina Del Rey, CA 90292
Tel: 310 305-7250
Tol Free Tel: 888 66-FERRY
e-mail:info@catalinaferries.com
Website: http://www.catalinaferries.com

(Actually you can take a helicopter for $144.00 RT. See http://www.islandexpress.com/flight.html)

Go to www.catalina.com other general info.

Accomodation choices are only the campsite or someone's private boat. Usually a fair number of hashers bring their own boats over and sleep aboard.

Cost for the weekend is $69.69 including beer, Saturday dinner, t-shirt and other giveaways, and munchies. You are own your own to get there and for food the other times.

Two Harbors Services does provide transportation for your gear from the ferry to the campsite. You have to walk yourself, but it's only a quarter mile or so.

Bike Rack to design Valhash 10th Anniversary T-shirt!

My fellow Valley/Island-loving hash people-listen up-'cause we at the Valhash are very pleased to announce that the Catalina Valhash 10th Anniversary t-shirt is being designed by the oh-so-lovely Bike Rack!  When we first approached her, Bike Rack said, "Yeah!, of course--I'll do it--but what the hell is a Valhash?"  Well, after a brief explanation of ten radically fun years of valhashes with sparsely-planned r#ns, and limited attendence, but massive popularity, she said, "Oh yeah, like, duh--I totally remember that!"  So anyways, everybody who registers for Catalina by August 26, 2005 gets their name on the back of the t-shirt. AND-it's that special wicky material that looks especially great on sweaty, bra-less harriettes!  On On!!

Your loyal valhash waterboy,
Cream Puff