Saturday, August 13, 2005

Bike Rack to design Valhash 10th Anniversary T-shirt!

My fellow Valley/Island-loving hash people-listen up-'cause we at the Valhash are very pleased to announce that the Catalina Valhash 10th Anniversary t-shirt is being designed by the oh-so-lovely Bike Rack!  When we first approached her, Bike Rack said, "Yeah!, of course--I'll do it--but what the hell is a Valhash?"  Well, after a brief explanation of ten radically fun years of valhashes with sparsely-planned r#ns, and limited attendence, but massive popularity, she said, "Oh yeah, like, duh--I totally remember that!"  So anyways, everybody who registers for Catalina by August 26, 2005 gets their name on the back of the t-shirt. AND-it's that special wicky material that looks especially great on sweaty, bra-less harriettes!  On On!!

Your loyal valhash waterboy,
Cream Puff    

2 Comments:

Blogger David Binder said...

I have an idea for the T-shirts. Is there a way to make the fabric PRICK proof? That way they will not only prevent those irritating puncture wounds, but can be used as a condom.

10:04 AM  
Blogger David Binder said...

I have an idea for the T-shirts. Is there a way to make the fabric PRICK proof? That way they will not only prevent those irritating puncture wounds, but can be used as a condom.

10:04 AM  

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