Catalina Campout XIII is Sept. 12 - 14, 2008!

Ok DuDe, & Clueless Crew:

Now that I, {CreamPuff} have finally made the transition from Unofficial Valhash Waterboy to Gland Master, I am happy to announce that we are TOTALLY FER SURE going to Two Harbors for Valhash Catalina "Lucky 13" Hash, September 2008!

We have booked the entire beach camp this time, and we will reclaim the traditional HASH CENTRAL location {site # 4}. The dates are: SEPTEMBER 12-14, 2008. SAVE THE DATE EARLY!!

I would like to thank everyone who helped with the planning committee this past year--I thought 2007 was really one of the most fun ever. Stumblina & his Beefeater wife laid a nice Saturday trail, which didn't kill everyone to the point where they couldn't even stand on their feet for down-downs. So we rambled on for 2 hours!

While the Valpak was leisurely awaiting the Saturday hash, we created a new competition--kick the waterjug over the Taj Majal. {btw, the Taj Majal award --for largest tent on the island--went to Bent Penis & Penguin this year--livin' large, right smack in the middle of hash central!}. Anyway, CreamPuff, who duffed his first 2 attempts, and was at risk of having to drink a shot of vodka from a reluctant bet with Mojo's Bitch, ended up winning the whole she-bang. However, along the way, Penguin, while trying to show up CP by kicking in her flip-flops, kicked the tee-off stone instead--breaking her BIG TOE! This eventually earned her the Sunday BIG GREEN WEINIE AWARD, which she holds until next year.

Inbred Fred was awarded the prestigious BIG GREEN WEINIE AWARD the first night--after falling asleep in front of the campfire, and almost burning his shoe off his right foot--also melting a borrowed plastic wine glass (CP's) to a crispy crunch!

Then, on Sunday--what has typically been the Hash Special O'Limp-Dicks, Bent Penis volunteered to lay trail--which I tagged along on as his beer-checking weed-smoking waterboy co-hare. I liked that trail as much as any trail that we have hashed on the island for a long time. Then, we had down-downs for another hour--which turned out to be just enough to kill the 2nd keg of Humboldt Hemp (Hash) Ale!! Perfectamundo! The much-too-clever pack convinced Ball Washer to distract me with her bare juggs, and then blind-sided me from the rear (just the way I like it) with the ice-cold keg barrel of H2O (or as Horse's Ass calls it, "Miller Lite"). I suppose that was meant as an initiation, but I took it as the highest form of compliment--a la NFL head coach who just won the Super Bowl. (yes, I think this song is about me...)

Every Valhasher in attendance received their Valhash "Blazin'" 12-pack tshirt{American Apparel orgasmic cotton}, and, of course a Valhash on-on foot magnet (that's right, Circuit--we still haven't run out of them!) The Sat. dinner on the back deck of the Harbor Reef was great, and it looked like everyone enjoyed--thanks for arranging, Jackmie Auff!

Asscrackistan worked her tan crack off working the regos and taking care of all the budget responsibly, and deserves a lot of credit--and much gratitude from me. Thank you Asscracky! (and also your lovely girl Friday, Saralegal)

Dinged Up--there will be more to cum, but that's all i got right now. I've got a whole different write-up just to summarize the results of the annual "Gilligan's Island" down-down competition, and the "Hash Families" down-downs. Some funny-ass shit, man. Also, have to report on activity of the 2007 naming committee, which had the usual brilliant success.

Sweet love, CreamPuff