24 Hours to Catalina--OMIGOD!

Wow--just 24 hours until the first keg of Humboldt Hemp Ale is tapped at Campsite #4! I can't wait.

If you still wanna cum--but haven't registered--there's still a few spots available. Email Asscrackistan right away: judy@sweetingville.com.

And check out Cream Puff's awesome "24 Hours to Catalina--What do I bring?" post from last year for good info.

See you on the island, mon.

Totally.

Campout Schedule and Hares

Catalina Campout Xi is exactly one week away! Omigod!!! But you can still register--download a registration form and mail it to Asscrackistan. And send her an email right away to let her know you're coming--and to reserve a t-shirt.

The first beer keg meets the ferry that arrives at 12:15, and is tapped ASAP after it is taken to campsite #4. Campsite 4 is hash central, and the start location of all the runs.

Friday night's run starts at 6:15, or whenever. Hares are Psycho Bitch, Saralegal, and 3.5" Floppy. You KNOW that is going to be fun.

Saturday's run starts at like 2:00 or 3:00. Hares are ZZ Topknot and Hunglikeabug. You KNOW this one is going to be fun. Yeah, like crawling on your belly for 20 miles uphill through shiggy is fun. Fer sure.

DINNER is at 6:00 PM. On the back patio of the restaurant. Yep THE restaurant--there's only one restaurant in Two Harbors. Like they would need two? I'm sure.

Sunday's run is at 10:00 AM, or whenever the hare finds her way to the start. Oh yeah, the hare is Ofeelya. A Bloody Mary check is promised. This will be fun.

All runs start at campsite #4--which is hash central.

Ferry Schedule to Two Harbors

Time to make your reservations to the totally awesome town of Two Harbors for Catalina Campout XI! There are two ferry services to Two Harbors, one from Marina del Rey, and one from San Pedro.

From Marina del Rey take Catalina Ferries, 310-305-7250. They leave MdR on Friday at 9:45 AM and 6:00PM, and on Saturday at 8:30 AM. They return on Sunday at 4:15 PM.

From San Pedro take Catalina Express, 800-481-3470. They leave San Pedro on Friday at 10:15 AM, 12:30 PM, and 7:20 PM, and on Saturday at 7:00 AM and 12:30 PM. They return on Sunday at 2:15 PM. They often add boats, so call them to get the current schedule.

Catalina Campout XI info

11th Annual Catalina Campout

DATE: September 22 - 24, 2006

LOCATION: Two Harbors campground, Catalina

SCHEDULE: First run is 6:30 Friday. 2nd run 2:00 PM Saturday. 3rd run 10:00 AM Sunday. Only other scheduled event is Saturday night's catered dinner.

TO SIGN UP: download the registration form, fill it out, and write a check for $69.69 made out to to Judy (Asscrackistan) Sweeting and send it all to:

Judy (Asscrackistan) Sweeting
5307 Wilkinson Ave., 2A
Valley Village CA 91607

GENERAL INFO: Catalina is an island 26 miles off of Los Angeles. There are two towns there. We will be in Two Harbors, which is a very small place on the west end of the island. It has two restaurants, two bars, one dive shop, one bread-and-breakfast with 13 rooms (booked up by non-hashers long ago), one general store, and one campground. One family--the descendents of Doug Bombard--used to own everything, but in 1998 they sold out to the Santa Catalina Island Company.

Boats are the only way to get there. Ferries leave from San Pedro and Marina del Rey:

Catalina Express
Berth 95
San Pedro, CA 90731
Tel: 310 519-1212
Tol Free Tel: 800 618-5533
e-mail: mail@catalinaexpress.com
Website: http://www.catalinaexpress.com

Catalina-Marina Del Rey Flyer
13763 Fiji Way, Terminal Bldg.
Marina Del Rey, CA 90292
Tel: 310 305-7250
Tol Free Tel: 888 66-FERRY
e-mail:info@catalinaferries.com
Website: http://www.catalinaferries.com

(Actually you can take a helicopter for $144.00 RT. See http://www.islandexpress.com/flight.html)

Go to www.catalina.com other general info.

Accomodation choices are only the campsite or someone's private boat. Usually some hashers bring their own boats over and sleep aboard.

Cost for the weekend is $69.69 including beer, Saturday dinner, t-shirt and other giveaways, and munchies. You are own your own to get there and for food the other times.

Two Harbors Services does provide transportation for your gear from the ferry to the campsite. You have to walk yourself, but it's only a quarter mile or so.

Buffalo Milk at the Harbor Reef Bar is highly recommended.

Who's Cumming!

Get your registrations forms in ASAP!

Sign-ups as of 9/4/07:

Psycho Bitch
3.5" Floppy
Asscrackistan
Ballwasher
Beefeater
Boys R Us
Creampuff
Dinged Up Dick
Hung Like A Bug
Jackmie Auff
Just Leslie
Just Stan
Ofeelya
Plaid Cow Disease
Saralegal
Stumbalina
The Udder Fucker
Little Zombie
Who's Your Daddy?
ZZ Top Knot
Cockodial Done Me
Oedipussy

LATE ADDITIONS:
Golden Globes
Fluff-her
Jizzmark
Just Grais
Showerhead
KumRad
WhackOff
Little Oregon